As soon as wolf began to feel that he would like a decent meal, he went and knocked on Grandma’s door. When Grandma opened it, she saw the sharp wthite teeth, the horrid green, and Wolfie said, “May I come in?”
Poor grandma was terrified, “He’s going to eat me up!”. She cried. And she was absolutely right. He ate her up in one big bite. But Grandma was small and tough, and Wolfie wailed, “That’s not enough! I haven’t yet begun to feel that I have a decent meal!”. He ran around the kitchen yelping, “I’ve got to have another helping!”. Then added with a frightful leer, “I’m therefore going to wait here till Little Miss Red Riding Hood comes home from walking in the wood.
He quickly put on Grandma’s clothes, (of cource he hadn’t eaten those). He dressed himself in coat and hat. He put on shoes and after that he even brushed and curled his hair, then sat himself in grandma’s chair.
In came the little girl in red. She stopped. She starred. And then she said, “What great big ears you have, Grandma”
“All the better to hear you with.” The wolf replied.
“What great big eyes you have Grandma” said Little Red Riding Hood.
“All the better to see you with.” the wolf replied. He sat there watching her and smiled. He thought, I’m going to eat this child. Compared with her old Grandma she’s going to taste like caviare.
Then Little Red Riding Hood said, “But Grandma, what a lovely great big furry coat you have on”
“That’s wrong!” cried wolf. “Have you forgot to tell me what BIG TEETH I’ve got? Ah well, no matter what you say, I’m going to eat you anyway”
The small girl smile. One eye flickers. She whips a pistol from her knickers. She aims it at the creature’s head and bang bang, she shoots him dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood, I came across Miss Riding Hood. But what a change! No cloak of red, no silly hood upon her head. She said, “Hello, and do please more my lovely furry WOLFSKIN COAT.”